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Music: "Salty"

Suds: (Singing) Gosh it disturbs me to see that Salty. Looking so down in the dumps. Every dog here'd love to be you, Salty. (Cheering from the gallery) Even when taking your legs. There's no dog like him as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite dog. Everyone's awed and inspired by you (Turns Salty back to forward in front of the Super Secret Pup Club, Bumper and Spoons) And it's not very hard to see why! No... One's... slick as Salty, no one's quick than Salty no one's next as incredibly thick as Salty. For there's no dog in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley. And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches and Spoons: (Singing) No... One's... been like Salty, a king like Salty!

Suds: (Singing) No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Salty.

Salty: (Singing) As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches and Spoons: (Singing) My what a guy that Salty! Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips!

Suds: (Singing) Salty is the best and the rest is all drips!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches, Bumper, Spoons and Suds: (Singing) No... One's... fights like Salty, no one bites like Salty.

Suds: (Singing) In the wrestling match no one bites like Salty.

Dot: (Singing) For there's no one as burly and brawny!

Salty: (Singing) As you see I've got biceps to spare.

Suds: (Singing) Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny.

Salty: That's right! (Singing) And every last bit of me's covered with hair!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches, Bumper, Spoons and Suds: (Singing) No... One's... Hits like Salty, matches wits like Salty.

Suds: (Singing) In a spiting match, nobody spits like Salty!

Salty: (Singing) I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!

Rebound, Cupcake and Patches: (Singing) Ten points for Salty!

Salty: (Singing) When I was a pup I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches, Bumper, Spoons and Suds: (Singing) No... One's.... shoots like Salty, makes those beauts like Salty.

Suds: (Singing) Then goes thumping around wearing boots like Salty!

Salty: (Singing) I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Rebound, Cupcake, Patches, Spoons, Bumper and Suds: (Singing) My what a guy! Salty!!!!!!!! (Jumps in front of the Pound Puppies and took a bow and so did Salty. But some girl named Pepita got on the boat and saw every pup sang and dance)

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